RUN! RUN FOR THE HILLS!

The day has finally arrived!

Aaron Johnson is in the running for the lead role in the new Godzilla movie.

Assuming the Mayans don’t bring their A-game and take out the entire world by New Year’s Eve (not likely; one thing we know about Mayans is they’re hella lazy), it will soon be 2013. And you know what that means – LOADS of shiny new 2013 films! We’ve trawled the Internet to find the Hollywood big-hitters most likely to get us going in what future generations will probably remember as 4346 in the Korean calendar. Depending on, you know, factors.

Will Bryan Singer fulfill his destiny and resume his role as director for the sequel to X-Men: First Class?

Cute guys in tight suits. What’s not to like?

Alright, you c*nts…

Oh g’awwwn Jim. Playing Colonel Stars could be fun…

DARKER? Than lovely Chloe Moretz saying that naughty word?

YOU’RE NOT MATTHEW VAUGHN oh alright it’s fine