Quick, before Warner Bros. spoils everything and takes it down! EDIT: They’ve spoiled it.

Kevin Costner’s voice is almost as hypnotic as Morgan Freeman’s. Well played, sir.

TO INFINITY…AND oh wait, that’s a better superhero character. Never mind.

A pretty cool nerd convention. Yes, really.

Supermann über alles?

Soon-to-be Superman Henry Cavill hones his ‘acting like a tight t-shirted wall of brunette pointlessness’ muscles in this truly unforgivable action carcrash. Bruce Willis, Sigourney Weaver, you guys are legit – what on earth are you doing here? And by the way, Sigourney, we still haven’t talked about Abduction…

There weren’t enough gills in it, apparently.

Well, kind of.

SO MANY SWORDS

Ah it’s Friday, it’s sunny, so why not pop out in the garden with a massive beer cooler and stare up at the…wait a minute! What’s that? Is it a bird? Is it a plane? No it’s Superman, flying down to enjoy a truly spiffing alcoholic ginger beer, or maybe a fruity pimms. Remind him not to F.U.I.