If* we ever build a time machine, Adam, we’re going back to 1966 to kick your mum in the stomach. *When

Best Valentine’s Day present ever?

Except this whole story rests on a false dichotomy. Doesn’t it, The Internet?

Try all you like, LaBeouf, but you’ll never be a real boy.

We’re getting that Friday feeling once more, and the gloves are off! Fuelling the fires of incoherent webRAGE this week, it’s none other than Michael Bay’s Transformers franchise. Two of our lady writers will be getting their claws out and putting their bitchy faces on as they battle it out! Who will you be rooting for?

Michael Bay’s Transformers franchise is like marmite: you either love it, or hate it. Admiration for these films may or may not come from being an ultimate sci-fi geek, but one thing’s for sure Transformers: Dark of the Moon sure does know how to get your various lubricative juices flowing (a mechanical pun in case you wondered. Wash out your crude minds!)

Common sense prevails?

Who, in the entire history of the movies, has been the most badly behaved? Whose pursuit of sex, drugs and glory was the most relentless, debauched or just downright deplorable? We raise our shot glasses to our Top 10 real life movie LADS, all of whom go to prove that rock and roll is alive, well, and probably trying to sleep with you.

Anyone but Shia LaBeouf…

Actor arrested for fighting outside bar. Ace.