Able was I ere I saw Sanders.

What’s getting another installment and when!

An English-accented Chris Hemsworth burns some rubber and looks sexy doing it

Staked and sizzling, Twilight is dead at last.

.. and Mama and Identity Thief and Van Helsing and Bourne and probably your mum.

To celebrate the upcoming release of Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, complete with Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton as a ridiculously attractive (and probably incestuous) witch-busting brother and sister duo, we’ve decided to take a look at the top 10 fairytales which DESERVE to be made into films. For the good of all of us…

THINK ON YOUR SINS, Twilight fans.

Does the website you’re reading actually exist? OR IS IT ALL CGI?

Imagine if Galadriel had an evil twin sister and you’re there.

In related news, Rupert Sanders is still sleeping in the dog house