“Mitosis is…” IN MINDBOGGLING 3D?

Did you see that BRILLIANT joke in the title?

Chroniquel?

“GRRR. Grrrrrrrr. Nom nom nom nom. GRRRR” – first look at the script

Kirsten Dunst is miserable again, and we for three cannot wait to see why! Celebrating the release of Lars von Trier’s Melancholia with a look back at Kirsten’s life in film, we present the Cliff Notes on a career that has gone from saving the planet from sentient children’s toys to just having a big, tired sit on the ground in order to watch the world burn. She once kissed Brad Pitt and hated it; how many 11-year-olds can say that?

Da dada daaaaa! The time is finally here! Captain America: The First Avenger has stormed onto our screens sending the world into a hysterical frenzy. To mark this historic event, we celebrate Marvel’s untouchable creations by counting down the best Marvel heroes in the world!

Classic.

Everybody at some point in their life has had a boss so dreadful that, if given the chance, you really would consider subjecting them to some kind of Saw or Final Destination-esque torture. But in movie land we all know that things are always ten times worse. So to mark the release of Horrible Bosses, we are going to count down the absolute WORST bosses in film.

But… we thought him and Sam Raimi weren’t talking?

Spiderman woe. Spidey producer Laura Ziskin dies from cancer, age 61. She was working on The Amazing Spider-man (hitting screens in 2012), too…