Get ready to say “Who?” to every name we mention.
To celebrate Sammy the turtle’s epic return to the big blue screen in A Turtle’s Tale: Sammy’s Great Escape (in 3D, no less!), we’ve compiled a list of our favourite cinematic members of the order Testudines. We love a bit of turtle action here at BFF, and you know you can always count on us to deliver a comprehensive list of Hollywood reptiles (not terrapins, though, those guys are dicks). Has YOUR favourite chelonian made our Top 10? Read on to find out!
Jonathan Liebesman and Michael Bay are all set to make the worst Ninja Turtles film you’ve ever seen. We can’t wait.
Who knew Michael Bay and his forgetful hands frequented the 43 to London Bridge? Well, it’s ours now, Mike. And we have to say, we’re very, very impressed.
Everything about this smells wrong.