Oh God It’s Almost Here!!! Excessive Punctuation!!!

Thomas Wayne DIED FOR THIS.

Run, do not walk to this article: a beautiful, beautiful poster awaits.

‘Nothing like a little air of superiority’ Morgan Freeman chuckles as a BATSPACESHIP flies over Gotham

Easy listening, it ain’t. Bloody brilliant, it is.

The Daily Dent?

Please be fake. Please be fake. Please be fake.

Supermann über alles?

“Now you’re just showing off.” Now, Bruce? Not when he built you a sonar system that used every mobile phone in Gotham or organised for you to be lifted out of a Hong Kong skyscraper directly into a plane? Jesus.

Hee hee, ‘Wally’.