Calm down dears, it’s not for jumping out of a plane at the Olympics

Best For Film has finally Dreamed a Dream of Tom Hooper’s Oscar-baiting epic Les Misérables – and we loved it so much that we’ve decided to never ever see it again. Ever. From the tears and the music to the inexplicable facial hair and surplus of hats, this sprawling superfilm is a once-in-a-lifetime experience.

You’ll have to dream a dream a little bit longer.

BUT THE TIGERS COME AT NIGHT

Come on, it’s Easter Monday. Don’t tell us you want hard-hitting journalism.

SO NOBLE, SO HAIRY

24601!

Erm, Tom, don’t you think you should start shooting soon?

And Lea Michele didn’t get Eponine…

Mastering the heck out of the house…