First R-Patz, now this. Dammit, Stephenie Meyer, leave our actors alone!

And not even Clash of the Titans can stop the Greco-onslaught.

The plague reaches galactic proportions.

…and finally catches up with the rest of us.

We’ve all heard the good news – the Governator has hung up his democratic sash and is preparing to step back into his loincloth/leather jacket/commando boots of unremitting ass-kickery for some new and crunchy films. Among the fifteen projects Arnie is reportedly considering are remakes of Predator and True Lies, as well as yet another Terminator sequel; but we think he should be diversifying…

Edie Falco shines, as do the supporting cast in Nuse Jackie, a medical comedy/drama from Showtime, now entering its second season.

As a huge proportion of horror films become ever more identikit, gory and bland, it’s very easy to write off the whole genre as worthless. But we’re standing up and saying NO MORE! There’s gold in them thar pans of muddy shite, and we’re going to find it.

Should you have clicked on this link for the promise of a more tantalising glimpse of the upcoming Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Part I, I’m sorry to disappoint. Debuting on..

With a few exceptions, taglines are used to sell movies that nobody wants to buy. Noticing that Hollywood have assigned some classic taglines to the wrong movies, we crack out the red pen and make with the corrections.

Ever wondered what the Brothers Grimm favourite might look like if Twilight’s Catherine Hardwicke got a hold of it?