Flight director tackles a true story.

You’ll have to dream a dream a little bit longer.

Thanks Warner, but we don’t want to see gigantic robots fighting colossal monsters in 3D. Wait, what are we saying?

And as he plunged his manhood into my soaking wet new production team, I closed my eyes and wept. Direct quote.

If the only Gallo you associate with cinema is Vincent, you’re officially behind the times – California’s famous Gallo Family Vineyards is launching the Gallo Film Club with a star-studded bash right here in London. And we’ve got a pair of tickets to the event to give away!

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Touched by age and finally brave enough to sit through the taut kitchen scene without weeping (MIND THE LADLE!), I all but jumped at the chance to revisit Jurassic Park on the big screen. Re-touched, re-tooled and re-toothed, Steven Spielberg’s fourth greatest movie still stands a head and shoulders (and claws and tail) above its blockbusting competition.

After retreating from the big-budget battlefield one too many times, we wonder if Universal have lost their nerve…

Another Snow White film? Are you kidding?

I guess that’s what happens when you use Diesel instead of petrol…