Scotland’s most shocking son has finally made it to the big screen. Bruce Robertson, the thieving, snorting, cheating, abusing plain-clothes maniac whose increasingly evil “games” make up Irvine Welsh’s best novel, would surely be a gift to any director looking to make his name – and Jon S. Baird has certainly made sure that his…

This is more like it.

Extra! Extra! Hollywood continues to be full of beautiful men doing things!

And rumours are rife that he’s set to appear as Marvel’s Sunspot…

And Patrick Stewart shows up to work.

We love you, Bruce.

Trance is a toughy. It’s certainly entertaining. But it’s also like waking up after a night of heavy drinking with confused images from the evening before racing round your head to the unwelcome rhythm of a thumping base and a hammering headache.

Alan Cumming won’t be back for X-Men: Days of Future Past. FFS.

X-Men Days of Future Past will continue to focus on that pesky Magneto and his feelings.

Hugh Jackman, Jennifer Lawrence AND Omar Sy? Sound the awards klaxon!