STOP PRESS: Lindsay Lohan turns out to be a massive meth-addled flake

Scary Movie 5 is an insult to parody films that are actually funny. Ashley Tisdale might just be the only positive thing to come out of this, and she wasn’t even THAT good. Lazy characterisation, flimsy plot, poor jokes, an uninspired Usher cameo: the list of absolute FAILS is endless. With any luck, we’ve seen the last of the Scary Movie franchise.

Eerie horror film Mama is out this week and, to celebrate, we’ve decided to reveal the top 10 creepiest children ever to grace the silver screen. Lindsay Lohan, we’re coming atcha…

The wacky duo get their very own official biopic. Aww.

You read right, Mean Girls: The Musical is almost certainly coming to Broadway.

The new clip called “Linda’s Photoshoot” shows her posing for the camera, and talking about her upcoming film role.

Keep this woman away from the Kryptonite.

The rights were a steal! Because it sounds like an awful movie. And also because Lindsay Lohan is a thief.

Murder and pornstars and bears: oh my!

With Magic Mike finally preparing to grace our eyeballs on this most hallowed Orange Wednesday, it only seems fitting that there should be a tribute to all those that came scantily-clad onto our screens before Channing Tatum and Co. – with no further foreplay, BFF presents our Top 10 Movie Strippers of All Time.