Announcing the secret of the ooze: Michael Bay talks out his ass

Don’t they have anything better to do?

Everything you need to know in one handy, dandy place!

Will Arnett has willingly agreed to star in this hot mess

Get ready to say “Who?” to every name we mention.

Alan Ritchson (we’re baffled as well) is set to play Raphael in the new TMNT movie…

This is SHOCKING.

Judd Apatow is back in the directing chair after working as a producer on most of America’s comedy output: Anchorman, The Five Year Engagement, Wanderlust, Get Him To The Greek, Superbad– the list is impressive. However, while Apatow has shepherded a lot of quality comedy talent in those films, his own directing and writing efforts (The 40 Year Old Virgin, Knocked Up) have received mixed feedback. In This is 40, he casts his own wife and kids as a family reaching a crisis point as the couple turn 40, in a plot that seems to imitate his own life. Sticking a little too close to home here proves to be the film’s downfall as laughs are few and far between.

This is five new clips.

Fresh meat for Michael Bay.