No, this isn’t another Fast and Furious.

Is it possible to love Emma Stone and del Toro even more? Yes, yes it is.

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WE WANT GOLDBUM

This film is a massacre of horror films; a ridiculous, unwatchable mess of storylines crossing storylines and half-naked teenagers falling over branches at every turn. Did we ask for another remake, reboot or continuation of the Texas Chainsaw franchise? I don’t think so. Even worse, were we really that desperate to have it shown to us in 3D? Has anyone ever said, ‘God, I REALLY hope they reboot Texas Chainsaw Massacre soon, it’s just been too long!’? Still, here it is. So you’ll just have to make do with the fact that it’s really, really bad.

CONTAIN YOUR EXCITEMENT

He is a HUMAN, people

He’s back on another teasing rampage

From Brokeback Mountain to Life of Pi, will he be on to another winner?

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