To celebrate Sammy the turtle’s epic return to the big blue screen in A Turtle’s Tale: Sammy’s Great Escape (in 3D, no less!), we’ve compiled a list of our favourite cinematic members of the order Testudines. We love a bit of turtle action here at BFF, and you know you can always count on us to deliver a comprehensive list of Hollywood reptiles (not terrapins, though, those guys are dicks). Has YOUR favourite chelonian made our Top 10? Read on to find out!

But it is, really.

.. and Mama and Identity Thief and Van Helsing and Bourne and probably your mum.

Back away from the Twilight producers, Green.

Impressive cast, great music, vintage clothes – can the Coens do no wrong? Oh… there’s JT.

Future Cinema, the geniuses behind Secret Cinema, present a night at Rick’s Café Américain in the vivid world of 1940s Casablanca. The night was a spectacular success, gloating a swingin’ band, glamorous singers and, of course, piano-playing Sam and chess-playing Rick. Future Cinema successfully managed to fuse cinema and theatre in one astounding re-enactment of the one of the greatest films of all time. Gentlemen, pop your collars. Ladies, fans at the ready, as Rick welcomes you into the most famous and exclusive nightclub in all of Casablanca.

Abandons Spielberg in favour of Abrams. Oooo scandal.

But who? WHO? Read and find out, dear ones.

We LOVE a bit of concept art here at BFF Towers. Especially del Toro-flavour.

It’s not of JGL, but we still love it.