DEFINITELY REAL

O’Toodle-oo!

Fassassin’s Creed! (Thanks, Paddy)

It’s fairly bloody expected by now, to be honest.

Hurrah for the Man in the Shadows!

PLEASE cop off with Philip Seymour Hoffman onset. Do it for us.

Dull. Dull. HOW DO THEY MAKE ALIEN INVASION MOVIES DULL?

Good makeup negates the need for acting, everyone knows that!

Xenu! Libel! XENU!

Willem Dafoe is on rare form with this intensely atmospheric thriller set in the trackless Tasmanian mountains. But can the rest of the film live up to his performance? An aesthetic masterpiece with a commanding central character, The Hunter is nevertheless a little too diffuse to truly captivate.