The bitch.

Why don’t you go back to your home on Whore Island?

Is this the new Bond? No.

More like super prevYAWN.

Is there anything he can’t do?

LET JOY BE UNCONFINED

Not as Madame Bovary, obviously. That’d be stupid.

He’s really good at tracing, actually, if you give him a bit of help on how to hold the pencil.

Piranha 3D was the surprise hit of 2010, blending knowing references to its glorious B-movie heritage with a truly unfeasible supply of boobs, blood, boobs, fish, boobs, Christopher Lloyd and boobs. Can its long-awaited sequel work the same schlocky magic? …No, no it can’t. Piranha 3DD is exactly as bad as we expected its predecessor to be.

Businessmen, they drink my wine… YES WE KNOW IT’S A DYLAN SONG WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM US