Emma Watson categorically wants no part in Fifty Shades of Grey.

FRIDAY IS HERE. Fridays are magic. They bring in the weekend and make the five days before it disappear, and Friday night is when you can get up to your..

FINALLY! THE ROCK HAS… said he fancies a part in The Expendables 3.

This is the final part of a trilogy of equally amazing films, but because it is the culmination of a series of dark and dangerous events is PRECISELY why it is so brilliant. When films have a satisfying payoff full of delicious goodness, a climax that rewards you for taking the time to watch it; it’s like eating your favourite dinner then sitting back and revelling in that ‘just full enough’ feeling. There are few films that do this better than Return of the King.

Paul WS Anderson is definitely directing Resident Evil 6. Which means Resident Evil 6 is definitely happening.

The first trailer for Kick-Ass 2 is here, and it’s not bad…

Alan Cumming won’t be back for X-Men: Days of Future Past. FFS.

The quiffed detective and his faithful dog Snowy are set to return to the big screen in 2015, but Spielberg will be taking a back seat.

Parker isn’t entertainingly bad like Crank or The Transporter 1 through 3. It’s just bad. Bad acting, bad plot, bad villains, bad heroes, and a bad-ass car.

Jason Statham is made of rage and speaks like he’s reading the instruction manual for setting up a Freeview box. Naturally neither of these things elevate Parker to the lofty heights of, say, The Mechanic; and make for the most mind-numbing 118 minutes of your life that you will never get back.

Emma Watson won’t be going to the ball after all.