Haven’t we learnt our lesson about Terry Gilliam and circuses?

Nazis, check. Small band of soldiers, check. Brad Pitt, check. Does it feel like we’ve been here before?

James Mangold tweets photos, no one cares

#CoulsonDefinitelyLives

The sun persists in rising, so I make myself crawl beneath the duvet

What if we built a giant raised platform ABOVE the greenbelt and filled it with grass? Would that work?

“Dress me like one of your French girls.” “But horizontal stripes will make you look fat…”

MICHAEL BAY, IS THIS YOU?

You made the Wright choice, Joe.

Imagine there’s no more Jennifer Garner movies, it isn’t hard to do…