Who wants to start the betting on Matthew McConaughey getting his shirt off before the title credits roll?

Is there anyone who’s NOT appearing in the Avengers sequel?

Michael Fassbender and Ryan Gosling in a love triange? We’d like to be the meat in that sandwich.

Did the Ridleyverse just get a little bigger? And is Ridleyverse now an acceptable term?

Dear Friend. In her first leading role outside the castle walls of Hogwarts (though strangely, still in the 90s), Emma Watson turns American adolescent as she welcomes you to the island of misfit toys. If you’re still reading and not too busy cringing your face inside out, you might find a lot to like in Stephen Chbosky’s The Perks of Being a Wallflower.

Everyone’s favourite stealth Irishman is back, shooting even more disenfranchised Albanians in the statistically inevitable Taken 2. But why would you subject yourself to any of Liam Neeson’s new films (except The Grey) without a really massive drink? Well, now you don’t need to! CAUTION: do not attempt to ski after playing this drinking game.

A year on from the events of Taken, Bryan Mills (Neeson) had hoped to retire in peace but when he and his wife are kidnapped by a gang looking to exact revenge, he is forced to re-employ the very particular set of skills which saw Taken become such a a cult hit. Taken 2 is a pretty generic action film with none of the brutality or vibrancy of its predecessor but it has enough spectacle to ensure that cinemas will still get a significant number of bums on seats.

Well, sort of…

Matthew Lillard has some actual work to do now.

All of that, and still our agonising wait for a Mouse Trap film goes on.