Tom Cruise plays a strong and fearsome former military man who strikes terror into the hearts of many with his formidable build and -hahahahah – we’re sorry, we can’t do it.

Anything to keep the evil lord Xenu at bay!

The Top Gun actor remembers Scott as a “creative visionary”

Xenu! Libel! XENU!

Wait… there’s a Van Helsing reboot?

Noblivion?

All You Need Is Kill. Really.

If he does, it’ll be very very silly.

Not content with getting us all in a flutter with Top Gun 2 news, our favourite scientologst (and seriously, that’s top of a big list) has set the film world a-flame once again with rumours that he’ll be appearing in musical Rock Of Ages. Singing? Dancing? Presumably platform disco shoes? We’re pretty much in.

Do you have a favourite actor? How about a least favourite? In our semi-regular J’Accuse feature, two of Best For Film’s most opinionated writers go head to head in a no-holds-barred tussle over an actor or film which one thinks is super and the other reckons to be shite. This week: everyone’s favourite couch-jumping superstar, Tom Cruise!