It’s Monday, the Olympics are officially open, public transport is hell on earth between the hours of “all the time” and “even at 3.42am”; taking all that into account, you’ve rung into work sick because women’s beach volleyball kicks off this afternoon and Tom Daley will be in Speedos in HD at some point – who wants to miss that? YOU, that’s who. Because the BFI has nice things for you to look at in the way of Alfred Hitchcock; that’s way better than some poxy diving. We hope Daley wees in the pool, so that they postpone it and you HAVE to go.

Gollum’s back and out for hairy-footed hobbit blood.

This is news?

RED RUM returns?

In which Bond is at least half as cool as in the Olympic opening ceremony.

Debut director and escaped Amish person Rebecca Thomas’ first film is a meditation on the explosive meeting between the modern world and her antiquated upbringing. The usual rookie errors are very much in evidence, but solid performances and a compelling aesthetic make Electrick Children well worth a watch.

She was nacido así

Get down and pray to whatever being you worship for this most joyous piece of news. After the fridge nuking, carnivorous ant munching, Peruvian alien pile of crap, Indiana Jones..

Cast list continues to grow for Disney’s biopic about the author of Mary Poppins

It has been sixteen years since Will Smith and Jeff Goldblum uploaded a computer virus into some alien software and saved planet Earth. Sixteen fricking years. We all know what..