Christopher Nolan is in talks to direct a sci-fi film written by his brother, Jonathan Nolan, about time travel through a wormhole.

Can you believe that there’s only 6 days until Christmas!? Let us commiserate at the implacable march of time by considering our top 8 maids a-milking. There’s a lot of fertile subject matter here, but it’s become a little tribute to some of the most important themes of Christmas – family, togetherness, the sacrifices of a loving mother, baby Jesus and… um… Joe Pesci? Whatever. Milky maids. Let’s do it.

Tom Hardy in the running to play stupid, naked, jobless, homeless virgin who has never seen toilet paper.

Looking for tips on how to play Batman Armie? Lose the gravelly voice thing yeah?

She didn’t like it. She’s not putting a ring on it. Ba-dum-tish. We’re here all week people…try the veal.

Michael Fassbender and Ryan Gosling in a love triange? We’d like to be the meat in that sandwich.

There’s going to be a Fifty Shades Of Grey film. We all KNOW this. We can’t, despite everything we’ve tried, stop it from happening. So, if it must happen, let’s talk casting – anyone else fancy Charlie Sheen for the role of Christian Grey? Here are our top 10 casting choices for the BDSM bonkbuster…

MOAR SUPERHEROES.

It’s finally happened – Hollywood has run out of ideas. The blockbuster schedule is looking dead this week (at least until Brave and The Bourne Legacy make an appearance on Monday), and Best For Film Towers is accepting foreign aid to get them through the difficult times. Juice your 橙s and 柠檬s (oh yeah, we’re getting our Chinese on) and let’s faire cette chose!

In which Matthew McConaughey will probably still find a reason to be shirtless.