Woe is Joe

Hollywood A list couple = Box Office Gold. Fact.

This is not cool, yo…

And it’s not for Avatar 2

The Jackass crew delivers more stunts, pranks and extreme stupidity in an all new uncensored film available on Blu-ray & DVD on June 13 2011. We have 3 x JACKASS 3.5 DVDs to give away! Competition ends 07 July 2011.

Jolie should take it as a condiment.

Hope you enjoy being coerced into sex and then abandoned so your new boyf can go and shoot some people, Naomie.

But… what will fill our most hideous nightmares forever now?

To celebrate the fact that Super 8 is only two months from busting out of its train carriage and pulling some freaky sheeyut, we’re amending the much-loved Monday Mash-Up to speculate on what JJ Abrams’ new monster might look like. See if you can guess this week’s two cinematic inspirations, and suggest your own for our next effort!

A straight-to-DVD prize, where perinatal horror and unnaturally large nipples eclipse murder, paranoia and preternatural possession into insignificant mundanity. There’s little else to say, really, except to ask if we really needed another reason to fear the gory joys of pregnancy?