Hugh Jackman ready to flex

*snick*

Nakashima’s genre-busting revenge drama is an intense tale of the unremitting evil that lies within children’s hearts (and, possibly, the hearts of their teachers). It’s dark, intense, internationally lauded and would make probably make Gus Van Sant (a) feel jealous and (b) do a happy in his pants.

The Lion finally regains its roar

Turns out everyone rather liked The King’s Speech

You may recall that, in the antique nursery rhyme, Solomon Grundy was married on a Wednesday. We don’t particularly trust anyone who’d get married when they could be seeing FILMS for HALF FREE, to be honest. Plus he never leaves us nice comments. Solomon Grundy is, we must conclude, something of a tosser – if you aren’t, read this lovely blog!

Adam Sandler’s been nominated for Grown Ups! No, of course not really.

Colin has been emptying out some space on his mantelpiece.

The five nominees have been announced for an award that has a tradition of calling the Best Director Oscar winner.

and we’re a bit up for them.