Tom Cruise is washing his hair or something

Another year, another chapter to the Scary Movie franchise. Apparently we’re on number 5 at the moment, but it feels like, thanks to all the new variations out there (Epic Movie, Date Movie, Disaster Movie), as if we’re more in the realms of 5,000,000. Remember when parody movies used to be genuinely good and funny and clever? You DON’T?! Thank goodness you’re in expert hands – it’s time to pay homage to the top 10 parody films ever made…

I couldn’t have been more than 10 or 11 when Se7en made its presence known. Two decades have passed and I’ve seen over a thousand others since, but it is still the first one I think of when asked the question: what’s your favourite movie? Se7en is the reason why I have a rather morbid fascination with serial killers, finding the intelligence and imagination that some people invest into killing truly intriguing.

The 3D IMAX re-release of Top Gun has taken $1.9 million at the box office.

Episode VII has a director!

Annapurna Pictures and Skydance form an unholy alliance to bring Skynet back online

The force is strong with Colin Trevorrow, but Brad Bird’s gone and flown away.

KHAAAAAAAN you get me some popcorn? Oh, and a slushie.

With Jack Reacher hitting cinemas this Winter, it’s only right we honor the crazy stunt-monster himself. Say what you like about his personal life, but Tom Cruise is undeniably a fantastic screen presence. Whether you’re watching him mixing drinks (Cocktail) or drinking drinks (The Last Samurai) or demanding drinks (Tropic Thunder) or getting his eyeballs removed (Minority Report), there’s a jolly good reason for everyone to toast our favourite psychopath!

Tom Cruise on track to star in all sci-fi movies ever, even the ones that have already been made