Hey look, it’s the Amazing Spider-Hobo!

This is the worst Harry Potter film we’ve ever seen…

No, that’s the actual title.

Is this a penis that I see before me, the helmet towards my hand?

Summer is coming, guys! It really, genuinely is – we’ve seen sunshine and weather reports and everything. But, you know, there’s no point losing your head to the season; in fact, looking at the plethora of summer movies on offer, summer is in fact the DEADLIEST time of year. Ever. So, in a bid to keep all of our loyal BFF patrons alive, here’s the top 10 things to avoid this summer – as seen in the movies…

Disney confirmed to have more money than Scrooge McDuck and Smaug the Dragon put together

Let the car-nage unfold!

Where’s my goddamn Hellboy trilogy, Guillermo del Toro!?

Announcing the secret of the ooze: Michael Bay talks out his ass

Retired and Extremely Dangerous? More like Do Not Resuscitate