And Patrick Stewart shows up to work.

Your short-cut to the important stuff.

The wait is over!

One of 2013’s best films alongside one of 2013’s least interesting. Guess which is which?

No rest for Jennifer Lawrence. NEVER ANY REST FOR JENNIFER LAWRENCE!

Good news for eager fans!

Sam Mendes wins loads of awards… including most sexist male, apparently.

Bradley Cooper and Ryan Gosling star together in new film The Place Beyond The Pines. This has led to an excess of oestrogen pumping into the atmosphere as hopelessly besotted women everywhere elbow film lovers painfully out of the way to be first in line for the ‘Sexiest Man Alive’ extravaganza. But which hunk is better, Gosling or Cooper? There’s only one way to find out… boys, take it away!

Alan Cumming won’t be back for X-Men: Days of Future Past. FFS.

Jennifer Lawrence is looking seriously smokin’ in this new Katniss Everdeen portrait…