Please don’t make us hate it Heather

We pledge allegiance to the flag, and to the United States of Will Ferrell.

Could someone not shoot Zach Galifianakis in Mexico? Just to see him die?

Could do with a shot of Peter Capaldi, but…

In other news, sun becomes black as sackcloth of hair, moon becomes as blood and the stars of the heavens fall unto earth.

The dearly departed Shrek franchise is given a welcome dose of prequel shock treatment in this high-octane and utterly shameless Zorro rip-off. THRILL to Puss’ mesmerising swordplay! GASP as Kitty Softpaws steals all of the things, all of the time! WONDER why nobody comments on the sudden plague of accented cats!

Woe.

So it looks like they’re making a LEGO film. And by “they” we mean the crazy people in Hollywood who want all the money but their brains don’t work any more because they replaced their brains with sushi and velvet yachts and cynicism so they think money can come from a film about inanimate bricks. WHAT COULD THIS FILM POSSIBLY BE ABOUT?!?! Luckily for you, Hollywood fat cats, BFF have compiled a list of LEGO-inspired films to make the process a bit easier for you. Enjoy!

Such a beautiful family.

Could we BE any more excited!?