He is a HUMAN, people

He’s back on another teasing rampage

Action figures from Tarantino’s new film Django Unchained have come under criticism for being in poor taste.

Returning with another crash course in revisionist history, Quentin Tarantino invites us to buckle up and cast our minds back to pre-Civil War America for a trip through the South’s slave circuit. Bold, bloody, and arriving after what must have been a very short stay in the editing room, the ‘Southern’ epic Django Unchained is finally here.

Lincoln sweeps up, with Django Unchained and Argo right behind it!

We like the way you smoke, Leo.

Mo money mo problems.

The D is silent.

Assuming the Mayans don’t bring their A-game and take out the entire world by New Year’s Eve (not likely; one thing we know about Mayans is they’re hella lazy), it will soon be 2013. And you know what that means – LOADS of shiny new 2013 films! We’ve trawled the Internet to find the Hollywood big-hitters most likely to get us going in what future generations will probably remember as 4346 in the Korean calendar. Depending on, you know, factors.

JUST RELEASE IT ALREADY.