You can be our wingman anytime, Tom Cruise

Tom Cruise is washing his hair or something

You’ll have to wait a whole 8 months for the beefwars in 300: Rise of an Empire, gentlemen

Jack Reacher director Christopher McQuarrie currently being wooed for M:I 5 job

It’s Minority Report + Mad Max + Wall-E + Tom Cruise Shouting At Things – Oblivion looks great!

This is film is going to beat any of those RAF recruitment adverts. Be all that you can be! BE TOM CRUISE, DAMMIT!

It seems Cruise is something of a muse.

With Jack Reacher hitting cinemas this Winter, it’s only right we honor the crazy stunt-monster himself. Say what you like about his personal life, but Tom Cruise is undeniably a fantastic screen presence. Whether you’re watching him mixing drinks (Cocktail) or drinking drinks (The Last Samurai) or demanding drinks (Tropic Thunder) or getting his eyeballs removed (Minority Report), there’s a jolly good reason for everyone to toast our favourite psychopath!

Tom Cruise. Running. Explosion. Robot suit. You know the drill.

Tom Cruise on track to star in all sci-fi movies ever, even the ones that have already been made