How do you make a demi-god with a lionskin hat boring?

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Method.

All those actors to kidnap one fat Dutchman? Lucky him.

Life isn’t all Colin Firth walking out of ponds any more, eh Jenny?

Last week, we got a nice little peek at the next instalment of The Hobbit trilogy with some pretty action packed banners. This week, Peter Jackson is filling in the..

Much good may it do him.

Unlike Ryan Phillippe.

D’you get it? HA!

HI JACK. Are you President yet?