Because Hollywood won’t stop until there are no YA books left. Not one.

Forget the sunshine, it’s just sixteen days until BFF blows the roof off this business. Again.

We call Zefron as Chewbacca.

This is more like it.

Top tip, guys – if you wear the codpiece AND the mask at once then you’re going to look like gimps.

It’s really hard to write a news story about Kick-Ass without using That Word.

Hell YES we’re doing another one!

It wasn’t actually leaked, but YOU try coming up with Assange jokes now he’s all rapey.

ZOOM

Hmm.