Two major adult entertainment studios have had to cancel orders for eight thousand gallons of baby oil after an HIV scare forced them to suspend production on all their nasty little films.

Yesterday we reported that Alec Baldwin may be set to join upcoming threequel, Men in Black III. Are Tamara Drewe star Gemma Arterton and District 9‘s Sharlto Copley set to follow suit?

We all have our foibles. Some of us chew with our mouths open, for instance. But we can work it out – just CLOSE IT! But there are some of us who act on their weaknesses. Like the two fellas who had a yearning to be near Johnny Depp so much that they attempted to break into his trailer. In full pirate get-up.

Just two days ago, we at Best For Film reported that Mr. Nice himself, Rhys Ifans (no, not Howard Marks), had been cast as a villain in Marc Webb’s upcoming Spider-Man reboot, but has the identity of his character now slithered into the open?

If you were worried you’d lost that loving feeling for Top Gun (1986 was a long time ago) then prepare your libido for a good bit of excitement as the Top Gun 2 project is rumoured to be in the works.

It’s still in the rumour stage, but its looking like comedy legend Alec Baldwin may join the growing list of excellent humans involved with Men In Black 3. So, what’s his part? This is where it gets interesting…

Inception star Tom Hardy has been cast in Christopher Nolan’s untitled Batman project.

We all love a good puppeteering. From blossoming love between Kermit and Miss Piggy to the Alpine goat dance in The Sound of Music, puppets are great. But take away the romance and the joyful singing and replace it with murder and mystery and you’ve got yourself the dark creation of the Jim Henson Company, Happytime Murders. Who could be happy murdering puppets? It’s sick.

With the script apparently shaping up nicely, Natalie Portman has joined the race against The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo‘s Noomi Rapace for the lead role in Ridley Scott’s Alien prequel.

Morgan Freeman has been awarded the American Film Institute’s Life Achievement Award. Quite right too.