Does the website you’re reading actually exist? OR IS IT ALL CGI?

Anything James Cameron can do, Brad can do better!

Saucer of milk for Mr Bay please.

Outback murderer forced to turn down role as ‘Policeman’ in film about a murder in the outback

And, weirdly, we’re quite happy about it…

The Marvel juggernaut continues to gather pace with Captain America, its latest multi-million dollar trailer for The Avengers. Whilst this WWII epic may not have the unselfconscious clobbering grace of Thor, it delivers its payload of explosive entertainment with just enough jingoism to make you feel dirty. Rollicking good fun.

Just pretend you don’t know what an America is.

The release of 13 Assassins has brought with it the most petrifying and believable villain that has graced our cinema screens in a long time. Now that we have returned to creating characters that will keep you awake at night it is time to lament the passing of some of the most reprehensible humans ever brought to life.

Look to the sky

Hobbit news that isn’t TERRIBLE news? What brave new world is this?