With Jack Reacher hitting cinemas this Winter, it’s only right we honor the crazy stunt-monster himself. Say what you like about his personal life, but Tom Cruise is undeniably a fantastic screen presence. Whether you’re watching him mixing drinks (Cocktail) or drinking drinks (The Last Samurai) or demanding drinks (Tropic Thunder) or getting his eyeballs removed (Minority Report), there’s a jolly good reason for everyone to toast our favourite psychopath!

Tom Cruise. Running. Explosion. Robot suit. You know the drill.

Tom Cruise on track to star in all sci-fi movies ever, even the ones that have already been made

Wernon God Little? Sorry.

Tom Cruise plays a strong and fearsome former military man who strikes terror into the hearts of many with his formidable build and -hahahahah – we’re sorry, we can’t do it.

You’ll have to dream a dream a little bit longer.

Tom Cruise falls short of living up to the character of Jack Reacher

That’ll definitely give it some sort of worth.

Don’t do it, Rosie, there are people who love you!

If he does, it’ll be very very silly.