Expect to hear this A LOT.

Things could get awkward if they discover the ruins of Waterworld.

005 just doesn’t sound as good.

It’s posters. New posters.

Best For Film are a patriotic bunch (well, most of us are, at least) so we aren’t about to let some upstart American in a rodent mask and cape make us forget about British hero 007. Here are the top 10 reasons why we think that James Bond is far superior to Batman… or not, as the case may be.

“What’s your hobby?” “Resurrection.”

In which Bond is at least half as cool as in the Olympic opening ceremony.

So, who’s already too hot? Air-conditioned museums looking like a better and better option? Yeah, us too – add in some gin, and we’re THERE. Therefore, this TGIM is our request that you run along to the 007 exhibition at the Barbican before the Olympics start and the place is riddled with bemused Japanese tourists asking you to hold their Union Jack bumbags and take photos of them with every cracked floor tile they come across.

BOOM ZOOM one-liner SMASH BANG kiss Naomie Harris WALLOP KAPOW

Are we mad? Are we happy? We don’t even know.