Lincoln sweeps up, with Django Unchained and Argo right behind it!

Will shoot you in the head with knowledge.

It’s a man’s world…

VIOLENCE! NUDITY! EXCESSIVE AMOUNTS OF ALCOHOL!

And wins.

This gun-toting prohibition shoot-em-up has come under fire for lacking in substance. Substance?! What do you want here, it’s a gangster epic! It doesn’t need to have substance, it’s got guns! Guns! Knuckle-Dusters! Blood! Testicles in a jam jar! Sexy women! Waistcoats! Guns! Sure, it doesn’t break any boundaries, but it breaks plenty of bones. It’s got guns! Pass me tha’ there moonshine y’all.

Good makeup negates the need for acting, everyone knows that!

…or whatever.

Iron Hall? Hall Man? RebeccIron? None of those work.

Except she does it in a charming fashion, because she’s wonderful and we love her. Ahem.