Oh dear, Shia.

Willem Dafoe does look a bit like a Disney villain, to be fair.

Maybe next year they’ll invite us *sniff*

The first image has been released of Lars Von Trier’s explicit sex film, Nymphomaniac and it looks bleak.

We don’t want to ruin your Friday, but grubby paedophile Roman Polanski is making an erotic film.

A film in which most of the cast get to have sex with each other. Must have been a hard sell.

Director makes controversial statements whilst plugging new film. Shocking.

We all like to think there are films out there that can completely alter our world view, and hey, every now and then we bloomin well find one. A film that dazzles is one thing, but a film that changes your entire perception – they are perhaps fewer and farther between than Hollywood history would have us believe. Introducing films and filmmakers labelled as making ground-breakingly intelligent cinema and why it could be that they aren’t as clever as we’d like to believe…

In the trailer for The Devil Inside the film rather proudly states that the Vatican did not give its endorsement. Well, neither did they endorse 21 Jump Street, but you don’t see them banging on about it do you? Anyway, perhaps they just weren’t fans of the movie. Big cinephile, The Pope, didn’t you know? Well, you will after reading his scathing critques of these other films the Vatican doesn’t want you to see.

We’re totally going to put something other than the word NAZI in this excerpt.