After all those years with Billy Bob she must be used to dealing with a little prick.

It’s the continuation of a beautiful friendship.

To celebrate the upcoming release of Hansel and Gretel: Witch Hunters, complete with Jeremy Renner and Gemma Arterton as a ridiculously attractive (and probably incestuous) witch-busting brother and sister duo, we’ve decided to take a look at the top 10 fairytales which DESERVE to be made into films. For the good of all of us…

Overwhelmed with news on Maleficent, Muppets 2, Pirates of the Caribbean 5 and Marvel projects

Fresh meat for Michael Bay.

Imagine if Galadriel had an evil twin sister and you’re there.

Shiloh reportedly throwing her toys out of the pram.

Lord! Look at the cheekbones on that thing! You could grate cheese on those. Evil cheese!

She’s 13. What have you achieved today?

…look, YOU try finding news that isn’t BAFTA BAFTA BAFTA