EVERYBODY HOPE THAT HE DIED, ok?

We (royal) are, for some reason, SO willing to see Michael Bay redeemed. I was so convinced of Transformers’ potential greatness that I didn’t realise it sucked until about an hour after I’d seen its SEQUEL. And then I saw the big snake robot eat a building and thought “F*CK, Transformers 3 might actually be…

More Bing for your buck

MICHAEL BAY, IS THIS YOU?

Pretty sure this is going to be a very short fight.

Disney confirmed to have more money than Scrooge McDuck and Smaug the Dragon put together

Announcing the secret of the ooze: Michael Bay talks out his ass

You know how Michael Bay was sorry for Armageddon? Yeah, he’s not anymore.

Too little too late, Mike.

Will Arnett has willingly agreed to star in this hot mess