The flying swordspeople are back!

Men everywhere feel odd combination of emasculation and arousal.

Just when we thought the Expendables series couldn’t get any better, word has reached us that producer Adi Shankar has plans to make an all-female version of action ensemble. Director of the sequel, Simon West has stated that he is fully on board with the idea (WHO WOULDN’T BE?) and would like to see a line-up involving the likes of Angelina Jolie, Cameron Diaz, Milla Jovovich, Helen Mirren and Jamie Lee Curtis. We can see the appeal of those casting choices but here at BFF (which otherwise stands for Best For Females) we’ve dreamed up a list with a little more bite. So here it is chaps and chapettes: the top ten ovarylicious casting choices for an all-female Expendables. WARNING: Due to her recent involvement in the unforgivable Red Lights, Sigourney Weaver has been banned from this list.

Not to be confused with The Iron Lady. Seriously.

Being harassed by Burmese officials? That’s some pretty impressive method preparation…

The first photographs of Michelle Yeoh as Burmese pro-democracy leader Aung San Suu Kyi have been released.

The rumours are false. This is like that time Empire told us Santa wasn’t real and we couldn’t stop crying for a month.

With a sudden influx of news regarding Ridley Scott’s Alien prequels, we rifle through the rumours with raised eyebrows and a speculative frown.

Ten years of film all neatly rolled into one awesomely epic list of greats! Feast your eyes on the Top 30 Films of the Decade.

EXCLUSIVE – Aung San Suu Kyi’s personal life is to be the subject of a forthcoming biopic starring Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon star Michelle Yeoh.