Finally, someone who’s actually interested in starring the world’s most snubbed film.

Are there any actors left?

Maybe. Apparently. Why aren’t you reading about Kim Jong-Il?

Just give up, Spike. Please.

Shome mishtake, shurely?

Remake? No. Reinvent? Yes! Join us on an adventure in repetition as we go on an adventure in repetition. Learn your what to do and (more importantly) what not to do in the many occasions throughout your life when you will be called upon to direct the remake of a classic movie.

You go, girl.

From dragon tattoos to JUSTICE SUSHI

At least it’s not Jonah Hex 2.

Bale in talks over appearing as the lead villain in Spike Lee’s remake of the South Korean thriller.