There is a great disturbance in the Force.

Ouch.

A long time to go, in a galaxy far, far away…

These aren’t the journalists you’re looking for.

Always let the Wookiee win, Mike. You know that.

Would somebody get that big walking carpet out of our way?

We hate it when you wander into a movie expecting one thing from the title and being delivered something else entirely. Remember how disappointed everyone was to discover The Godfather wasn’t a sweet, wholesome family drama? Exactly. Here’s five movies that should have stuck to their literal plots…

Star Wars Origins: Bobarine?

We call Zefron as Chewbacca.

A casting list for Star Wars: Episode VII revealed, plus rumours of the spin-off films