The One Direction film – otherwise known as One Direction: This Is Us – is officially out in cinemas! Directed by Morgan ‘Supersize Me’ Spurlock and charting the boys’ meteoric rise to fame from their humble beginnings as mere children, the film looks set to break box office records and the hearts of perma-sobbing tweens everywhere.

Get ready to say “Who?” to every name we mention.

Eerie horror film Mama is out this week and, to celebrate, we’ve decided to reveal the top 10 creepiest children ever to grace the silver screen. Lindsay Lohan, we’re coming atcha…

Staked and sizzling, Twilight is dead at last.

THINK ON YOUR SINS, Twilight fans.

Surrounded by two hunky potential lovers? Better take a prophylactic course of antibiotics, Saoirse Ronan…

The déjà vu is strong with this one.

I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know something about vampires I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know I don’t know please please make it stop why why why why why why I don’t know I don’t know CGI devil baby no no no no no no no werewolves why why why oh god make it stop.

In which Kristen Stewart and Kellan Lutz give up on acting and resort to arm-wrestles.

Blah blah blah Twilight blah blah blah Vampires blah.