In a month that’s already overcrowded with supernatural themed animations, Hotel Transylvania is the runt of the litter. Frantic, over-manic direction, a severe dearth of laughs and a predictable plot are bad enough, but when you factor in Adam Sandler trampling all over proceedings and doing another Stupid Fucking Voice, then you’ve really got problems.
We’re pretty STOKED for this one! HAH! No, but seriously, we actually are.
We’ve heard of swapping football stickers, but… films?
Yes we couldn’t sleep for worrying about it either.
It’s like all your Christmases coming at once only instead of presents and joy you feel a wretched, burning pain in your stomach.
Genuine quote. We guess the alumni are more Cosmopolis than Twilight people…
K-Stew’s next career move sounds even dumber than cheating on your boyfriend and then telling everyone you definitely did it.
In surprise decision, studio decide to make more money.
Snipe London
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