Though he may have kind of a funny name if you’re an idiot, Mads Mikkelsen is actually a VERY SERIOUS, VERY GOOD actor who’s been in lots of CLEVER and COMPELLING films. If you’d like to know about some of these films, have a read.

You fancy him too, right? Good.

But what of Bandersnatch?

And it’s not for Avatar 2

Have you seen Attack the Block yet? You certainly ought to have done, because it’s phenomenally good. It follows, therefore, that at least some of the people involved in it are within a micron of the same degree of good, and – lucky us! – we got to meet pretty much all of them for a lovely chat. Hurrah!

And not even Clash of the Titans can stop the Greco-onslaught.

Sinbad and the Minotaur is an Australian film about a mythical Arab wading into Greek legend, and it treats both cultures about as respectfully as you’d expect from a country which used to forcibly rehome Aboriginal children. Under no circumstances whatsoever should you watch it.

Where are the 16.58 million people who downloaded Avatar this year? How can we stop them from breeding?

Jack the Giant Killer to be either Perfect Snogger, About A Boy or Hunky Dory stage actor.

A look at 12 of the most uncanny cinematic identical twins. Just because.