We know ‘centenary’ doesn’t just mean ‘hundredth’, but have you ever stretched out a single, citrussy idea into more than two years of blogs? Have you bollocks. As Best For Film’s least SEO-friendly feature ever celebrates its arrival into triple digits, we’ve rounded up a rogues’ gallery of our best and brightest writers to bring you simply the best ever low-down of the week’s movies. OWLs forever!

Reality is a modern-day fable for a new generation; a bleak yet superbly colourful and humorous observation on the impacts of reality television on today’s society. Reality treats whimsical notions of fame and fortune with a slice of satire, and remains visually stylish from beginning to end, slipping only in its Jersey Shore-esque depiction of Italian culture.

Ensemble comedy Movie 43, which has been branded the “worst film ever” is climbing the box office charts.

Frankly, we just want Friends: the Movie. Get back to work, Hollywood.

Cronenberg, better known for directing The Fly, is to act in a film called Body Art.

Persepolis meets Johnny Depp? Please NO.

Jessica Chastain has been in over a dozen films in the two years since she appeared on our radar in Take Shelter in 2010. This year she received her second Oscar nomination, for her portrayal of the CIA agent who found Osama Bin Laden in Zero Dark Thirty. She also won a Golden Globe for the role. This flame-haired beauty continues to impress us as she turns out wonderful performance after wonderful performance. Is there nothing she can’t do?

Claustrofobia is a Dutch horror debut from director Bobby Boermans, starring Carolien Spoor as a veterinary student who finds herself chained to a bed in the basement of one of her neighbours with no idea how she got there. The film explores some aspects of the condition of its title, but not nearly as deeply or darkly as you’d expect.

Robert Downey Jr reveals that Tony Stark will find himself in more tricky situations in Iron Man 3, and some other stuff.

You read right, Mean Girls: The Musical is almost certainly coming to Broadway.