Johnny Depp is wearing lots of makeup and doing a weird voice, people still put milk in their cereal and the sky is still blue.

Blah blah blah Twilight blah blah blah Vampires blah.

Ramsay’s sending Moby Dick into orbit.

Hit and Run may not be the funniest comedy you’ll ever see – it’s probably not the funniest comedy you’ll see this year – but it has something that lots of similarly knock-about comic adventures seem to forget to include; it’s actually likable.

Starring alongside Bruce Willis and Joseph Gordon-Levitt in the newly released Looper, Emily Blunt’s career trajectory has been on a steep incline for some time now. After just six months drama training, Blunt made her theatrical debut alongside the legendary Dame Judi Dench and was dubbed “the most talented actress I’ve ever worked with,” by none other than Meryl Streep. Read on to find out more about the gifted Emily Blunt.

While critically condemned, the Resident Evil franchise has nevertheless achieved considerable commercial success and enjoyed a wide audience. That’s all likely to change after Resident Evil: Retribution, a film so laughably incapable, so shamelessly derivative and so woefully unengaging that it’ll likely succeed where its zombie antagonists have failed… in mortally wounding Milla Jovovich’s Alice.

He also once coached the U.S. national women’s soccer team to a World Cup victory in 1999.

What do you mean you were more into The Waltons?

Unconfirmed sources report that an angry chicken with a vendetta may appear.

He’s got his stinkin’ paws all over it!