Disney turn to the dark side as they plan a new trilogy of Star Wars films. IT’S A TRAP!

Presumably his raging antisemitism won’t be a major aspect.

That’s right. Because we really don’t have enough superhero movies at the moment…

Have you been known to use your bodacious bootay to get what you want? Do you often declare yourself to be ‘like a god’? Have you ever seen your dead father in the stars and done exactly what ‘he’ told you? Do you sleep a lot? Then this post is for you. You see, for decades now, the Walt Disney Corp. has secretly been presenting real psychological ailments as cutesy personality traits (read: disorders) that should not only be encouraged, but put to catchy tunes complete with a key change. But never fear, BFF is here; from your Stockholm Syndrome to drug dependency, we’ve got the answers FRANK just can’t give you.

Marvel + Disney = Captain America: The Musical? Surprisingly not.

Lord! Look at the cheekbones on that thing! You could grate cheese on those. Evil cheese!

BOWSER! IS IT REALLY YOU?

JANE LYNCH WITH AN ALIEN GUN

WHERE IT’S ALWAYS THE EARLY 90s

Don’t you hate it when you lose $200 million?